400 | Colophon
400.wtf — where malformed requests collapse. A bad request doesn't get an error page here; it bends. Everything on this site — the black hole, the artifacts, the lab around them — orbits that joke, taken exactly too seriously.
Built by Matheus Casante. The background is 300,000 particles animated statelessly on the GPU — one draw call, no per-frame uploads — and it survives every navigation without blinking.
- stack
- / astro + vue islands + three.js + tailwind
- orbit
- / cloudflare workers
- build
- / 4dc378b · 2026-07-20